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~Hakuna Matatah~

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

(Source: motomis, via fake-mermaid)

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

(via captain-jacking-hardnesss)

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(Source: real-tweets, via sniffing)

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade, via g-iggle)

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

(Source: hughsdancies, via g-iggle)

awkwardcum:

jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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(via ghoustly)

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

(via g-iggle)

lamelohan:

when my friends tell me happy birthday but didnt give me giftsimage

(via outrights)

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via nice-wig-janis)